Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle: 366 Ways He Really Cares
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Product Description
The complete list of all the little things Barack Obama has done for you
America has fallen in love with Barack Obama for his impassioned rhetoric, his commitment to change, and his hope for a brighter future. But what about the time he tuned up your guitar? Barack Obama is Your New Bicycle is the first book to chronicle all the lesser-known accomplishments of the freshman senator from Illinois, from finding your car keys to batting in the winning run for your softball team.
Mathew Honan, creator of the hit website barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com, spent hundreds of thousands of hours on the campaign trail to bring you 366 examples of some of the things Americas sweetheart of a senator has done for you, including:
*Barack Obama shoveled the snow from your walkway
*Barack Obama checked under your bed for monsters
*Barack Obama danced with your mom at your sister’s wedding
*When one of your vocalists came down with a nasty bronchitis bug, Barack Obama sang backup in your band
*Barack Obama left a comment on your blog
*Barack Obama warmed up your car for you
*Barack Obama followed your directions even though he was pretty sure his way was faster
A must-have compendium of the sweet things he has done for you, Barack Obama is Your New Bicycle is the only book that can do justice to the nicest man who ever lived.
Customer Reviews
Review date : 2008-10-15 
"Barack Obama is Your New Bicycle" is a hilarious book (based on a website of the same name) parodying the presidential candidate’s messianic pretensions. If one kept track of the hugely entertaining Democratic National Convention (it had Sheryl Crow,Dave Matthews,and Kanye West as part of the musical lineup) in Denver,Obama was described as "wiping away the tears of the afflicted" (by John Warner,R-Virginia) and that he’d "help you achieve your hopes and dreams" (by his half-sister) If you’re lucky,you can find a video of blue-shirted children singing the praises of their Beloved Leader.
"Barack Obama is Your New Bicycle" has corkers such as-
Barack Obama made tomato soup and grilled cheese for you
Barack Obama checked for monsters under your bed
Barack Obama commented on your blog
Barack Obama favorited you
(What about "Barack Obama makes change for you?")
Whether you’re Democratic or Republican,this book crosses party lines. It will be hope for the future,one filled with laughter!
Review date : 2008-10-09 
I stumbled across this at Barnes & Noble and consequently stood there in the aisle giggling for about half an hour. This book is very lighthearted and somehow really hilarious in its simplicity– what’s most amusing is that I can actually imagine Barack in all these slightly ridiculous situations just being awesome and helpful. Naturally!
Review date : 2008-10-06 
Within the covers of this little "pun" are pages of pre-school pics and semi-one-liners. I hate to think I added to the coiffures of the person who thought up this idea to make money! Maybe I will give it a try. So, if you run across a book out "here" or "there" titled ‘Book Buyer is Your New Patsy’….. BUY IT! I promise you much more fun to be had between the pages of my pundit!
Review date : 2008-10-03 
If you like info and fun in a portable book, this one is IT: You won’t be stuck with boring polysyllabic words you’d have to look up. "BARACK OBAMA is YOUR NEW BICYCLE" fits into a small pouch. You can open the book at any page and get the drift of any single sentence without missing what went before! Use your little highlighter that doesn’t bleed through the page. And be careful about lending it out for laughs because you might not get it back. I keep returning to Amazon.com for bargains like this. Buy it.
Review date : 2008-08-07 
Barack Obama wrote this review for me.
Regardless of your political views, this collection will make you laugh. It’s absurd and witty, ironic yet…hopeful. This is not just an issue of a black man asking for change–this is history people, and it’s gonna be the four (eight) nicest years ever. Somewhere out there, somewhere near where you are sitting right now, this country has a pulse and this little book has its finger right on it.
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